true story


So, me and my camera are sneaking around Citizens Bank Park, looking for jersey offenders and I spot this guy. As I’m following him, waiting for him to stand still so I can snap a picture, two guys walking next to me are pointing to his back and one guy says, “If your name was ‘Falkowitz’, would you put it on the back of your jersey and walk around with it?” The other guy nodded approvingly.

I took my picture.

I am not alone.


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